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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts 
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Opened Mamma's Male
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Ben Shawcross New user Cardiff UK 85 Posts
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A zoo with no animals - that gets 1st prize from me!
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.' On the other hand, you have different fingers. I accept no responsibility. |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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2)Nuts ;D
I finished it so I get a go... A man was staggering through the desert croaking the usual "water,water" when he came across a few small stalls. He asked the guy, at the first stall he came to, if he could buy some water. The man replied that he only sold custard. He asked the guy, at the second stall he came to, if he could buy some water. The man replied that he only sold jelly. He asked the guy, at the third stall he came to, if he could buy some water. The man replied that he only sold cake. The man said to the stallholder, "Isn't it strange that all these stalls are here in the desert and none of them sell water?" The stall holder replied "Yes, it's a ------ -------". George |
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Dredz Loyal user La Famiglia! East Coast 257 Posts
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Where does the white go when the snow melts??????
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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Did anyone get #2 yet ?
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BalukMagic Veteran user Toronto, Canada 319 Posts
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No,
MAgician: Whats you name? Girl: Alex. Magician: Oh that was my name when I was a little girl. I nice line to say |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17418 Posts
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When they ship out styrofoam, what do they pack it in?....How does teflon stick to the pan?.....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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They pack it in a Box. and teflon sticks by spraying it on. ????????????
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts
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LOL. Don, you really need Help.
Desert Dessert???
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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A teflon free pan means food won't stick. I beleive they spray it on.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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I got 2, Don.
Hey, desert dessert is really quite good but it wasn't what I was looking for. George |
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts
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Ok. I give up.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Trifle bizarre.
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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What is Trifle Bizzare for ?
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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It's from my previous post after I answered number 2
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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts
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'Trifle' is a sort of European pastry...sherry is my faviorite. I didn't get that one either, the trifle part totaly eluded me, I was thinking along 'desert' lines too.
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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Tysmagic Regular user Tennessee 171 Posts
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A bizzare is a bit like a kiosk in a mall, but several close together. I liked the trifle thing too.
A blonde and a burnett are driving through the desert when there car breaks down. The burnett takes a protable fan and the blone take a car door. After about 20 minutes they stop and rest. The burnett turns on here fan to cool down. The blonde rolls down the window and says,"Ahhh, much better. It was getting stuffy in there."
TAOBMAETS 666 or 999 Steamboat
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts
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LOL.
Wolflock
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JoshuaJames New user Cincinnati, Ohio 2 Posts
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Here's one for you all!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogie in it!!
Am I wrong again?
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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That can also be done/said with a hankie to.
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Posted: Dec 10, 2004 10:17 am 