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Fila
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Hey members !

Looking for some good lines for the silk to egg .

My favorite at the moment :

I know what you think … where I can find a plastic egg …
Easy, you need to have a rubberchicken and wait 2-3 days. ( and you show a rubberchicken )

Thx
Ken Dumm
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IN the same vein as your line, after revealing the hole and removing the silk, "It's a plastic egg...laid by a decoy...." Pretty stock, but still gets a chuckle.
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Another vintage line = bang the solid (usually wooden) egg hard on your table and observe, "laid by a Plymouth Rock...".

Cordially,

Foghorn Leghorn (cartoon rooster in case you're too young to remember) Smile
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"It's a wooden egg..The yolks on you." ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Julie
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I wooden say that! Smile

Julie
John magic
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