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Decomposed
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Eternal Order
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You get caught off guard and say "Im on the toilet, sorry"

Second worse is saying "Im sorry, you caught me in the bathroom"

Live and learn I guess, try to be honest (sigh) and they most likely will not call back.

PS: Would work great for telemarketer, next time for sure.
Starrpower
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LOSE a gig? I'm guessing this line would work:

"You mean that hottie was your daughter? And she's only 13? Geez, she looked 15, anyway!"

Ok, it's an old Cheech & Chong bit, but it's still funny after all these years.