I am goin to leave you with this thought
" "

Peter, the actual quote from The Treasure of Sierra Madre is as follows:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

The "Badges? We don't need no steenkin' badges!" quote you give is like Casablanca's "Play it Again, Sam"; nobody said it, but it's the way people remember it. Actually, "We don't need no steenkin' badges!" was used in a film: Blazing Saddles.

Here's a quote of my own that I used as the motto for a book I published:

"Those who remember the mistakes of history are condemned to watch others repeat them."

Jim

My most recent favorite:
"There are moments when everything goes well. Don't be frightened; it won't last."

"It is not being able to give the right answer that shows wisdom, but being able to ask the right question".

"A closed mouth gathers no foot."
- Anon

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watcing television by candle light."
- George Gobel

"Nothing ever goes away."
-- Barry Commoner

Oooooo... here's a magic related one for you:
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
-- Arthur C. Clarke, "Technology and the Future"

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to
say something."
-- Plato


"Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn
anything from history."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering
from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're
okay, then it's you."
-- Rita Mae Brown

"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."
-- Laurence J. Peter
(I live my life by that one...)

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
-- Robert Benchley

Here's one to remember when dealing with a difficult spectator:

"Never put down to maliciousness that which can be much more easliy explained as ignorance"

Cheers

Mark

"Medical science of today is so advanced that there are hardly any healthy persons anymore."

Don´t know who said it, but anyway.

Mikael

Here's one for work. I know it as "Dinersteins' 32nd Law":

The more time you spend reporting on what you're doing, the less time you have to do anything. Equilibrium is reached when you spend all of your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing that you're doing.

Fortune cookies I have known...

God has given you one face, and you make for yourselves another.

Confucious say: Show-off always shown up in showdown.

Our first and last love is...self-love.

"yea i know im so beautiful, dont hate, because your girlfriend told me so"

"Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!"

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