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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts |
(Saturday night 6:15 pm)
I went to the Home Depo with red paint all over me (to buy more paint) and the clerk threatened to call the police because she thought I just robbed a bank. So my answer was... "So why am I buying another 8 cans of red paint that's EXACTLY the same color? ... wouldn't I buy paint REMOVER instead... HUH..... WELL....... (stare) Now what do you have to say?" Her "Have a nice day".
Jay Leslie
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts |
She was blonde - right?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts |
Very
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I bet I know the shade of red.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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