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jay leslie
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(Saturday night 6:15 pm)
I went to the Home Depo with red paint all over me (to buy more paint) and the clerk threatened to call the police because she thought I just robbed a bank.

So my answer was... "So why am I buying another 8 cans of red paint that's EXACTLY the same color? ... wouldn't I buy paint REMOVER instead... HUH..... WELL....... (stare) Now what do you have to say?"

Her "Have a nice day".
nucinud
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She was blonde - right?
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jay leslie
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Father Photius
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I bet I know the shade of red.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."