Friday night I did a show for a local group. I was about a third of the way in when I got a signal to cut short. Their presentations and speakers ran long and they had to be out by 9:30.

So I cut my act short and did not get to Silk 2 egg as planned. When I changed back stage I forgot to take the EGG out of my pocket. The jacket went into the garment bag w/ everything else and tossed into the truck. Needless to say, the egg broke.

I dropped the jacket off at my favorite dry cleaners and they said they would take care of it. Of course they know why I have several tuxes and have found things in the pockets in the past. They did tell me they were glad that I told them about this rather than letting them find out on their own.

Moral of story: Always Check Your Pockets when taking off costume!!!!

Eggstinct

Hehehe. Good thing you weren't doing a dove act!

Looks like the Yoke was on you. (sorry, couldn't resist that)

What we learn from eggsperience....

Eggs? Yoke?

I don't get it. (Duhh).

Your just chicken, poultry in motion. These posts are just fowl.
That egg in the jacket made him scramble.

Alright guys, some of those comments are eggscruciating.
This is getting eggsasperating!

Does anyone have anything eggseptional to say?

Another tip, don't snap your fingers while holding a palmed egg in the same hand. Went right up my nose.

Well I top that story:

Last year's talent show for school the egg to silk was my opener (what was I thinking?)

Anyway, the night show was fine, but the day show (in front of the entire school) I had an eggspereince. I bent over to pick a dropped prop up, and about a second later felt a wet spot on my leg, and I knew I hadn't peed myself. Yes, the egg cracked. It smelled, it was obvious and it was awful.

What did I do? I went on with the show not mentioning it. THen went off stage and laughed... the best gift is to laugh at yourself.

You guys are dangerous with a smooth round egg. Imagine the danger a sharp instrument would be!

You could wear rubber boots!

Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander

Bob,
I take eggception to that!

:bg:

[quote]On 2008-11-24 21:44, magicgolferman wrote:
Well I top that story:

It's hard to beat snortin' a raw egg.

That's a shell of a story!

Doc

It's not all its cracked up to be.
Don't shellabrate yet.

In honor of the season:

"Gloria in eggshell-sees dieo"

Lucy thinks she may be the leader of the pack on this. Since Christmas, she has broken three real eggs in her pocket.

Eggsasperating!

Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander