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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts 
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I'll join in....happy birthday!
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Stephon Special user Maryland, USA 911 Posts
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Wishing you happy birthday is getting (ahem) old at this point, so . . .
Good Pesach to you!
~Les S. Moore, The Dapper Dipper
Swami Yomahmi and Cheeky Monkey Sideshow "Comedy is a man in trouble." ~Bill Irwin |
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rossmacrae Inner circle Arlington, Virginia 2479 Posts
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We have something special for all of you tonight - ladies and children, if you'll step down to the other end of the tent, the master of magic will mystify you with feats of legerdemain.
And now, men, I want to draw your attention to something special. We don't advertise this on the outside, we CAN'T advertise this on the outside - it is an added attraction and there is an additional fee to see it, but after you've seen it I know you'll agree that it's well worth the small charge, because this is something you will remember to the end of your days, and it's not for women and children. This is the one you've heard your neighbors talking about - behind this curtain you will see Doug Higley, certified to be the oldest man in the world. He is positively alive, and you will see him just as we found him in his native habitat, surrounded by savage and mysterious creatures like the Chupacabra, the Jackalope and the Giant Rat, many of which are on display elsewhere on the midway. Noted scientists have studied him, and they have all concluded that there is no scientific explanation for his survival, no way to understand his habits - and you men will soon understand what I mean, because when I throw this live chicken into his cage, you will see him leap upon it, bite its head off, and drain every drop of its blood with the same relish as you or I would suck the juice from an orange. The fee is just 25 cents, and these few meager pennies are the sole means of support for his mother and her 16 normal children back in Mysore, India. Those of you who dare can see him now, and those with nervous dispositions or weak hearts, I'm going to ask that you step back with the women and children - pay the gentlemen standing on either side here and join me behind the curtain, because it's feeding time right now! Follow your neighbors, they know where they're going, they're going inside, for the thrill of a lifetime - [*rattle of chains, growls*] - quiet down, Doug, it's feeding time, I'm coming right now! |
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Cadabra New user NYC 58 Posts
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Have a great year Doug!
"It has always amazed and baffled me that audiences will wait patiently in line and pay good money to have the wits scared out of them." - William Castle
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts
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Thanks all! (Ross, you hit the nail on the head...yesterday we went to SeaWorld and I was out of control...I put Mustard AND Ketchup on my Hot Dog!)
Anyway...all the kind words and thoughts are very much appreciated. :) Doug
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Gemeanii Regular user I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.... 161 Posts
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Doug,
Sorry I missed your B-Day... Another year younger. And I haven't forgotten about that stand alone Zibit... still in the queue. Maybe it'll be a birthday present - I hear you have one comming in a while... Steve |
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bosque Loyal user 279 Posts
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Happy belated birthday, Doug. May this next year be a showstopper.
-- Steve Bosque |
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aggieman Loyal user galveston, tx 207 Posts
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Happy Belated birthday doug. Keep on chuggin and creatin.
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts
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I was told by a Gypsy* that as long as this thread was alive so would I be. Thanks for the belated!
Doug *machine at Disneyland.
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts
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Quote:
On 2007-04-11 15:29, Doug Higley wrote: Long live Higley!
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts
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Not too long...I'd like to go out just prior to the Comet.
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ssucahyo Inner circle 1954 Posts
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Happy birthday....Happy birthday..... Happy birthday...to Doug!!!!
Cheers, CC. |
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airship Inner circle In my day, I have driven 1594 Posts
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Happy Birthday to The Master!
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
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Metone New user 57 Posts
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Doug, happy b-day to you !
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts
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Whoa! Hokey Smoke!
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Eddie Garland Inner circle Hells Kitchen, New York City 4207 Posts
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Happy Birthday!!!
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Harlequin Special user Melbourne, Australia 686 Posts
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A belated happy birthday to you Doug!
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jlevey Inner circle Montreal, Quebec, Canada 2078 Posts
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Perhaps we can continue this thread untill Doug reaches his "next" birthday....
Happy Birthday Doug! 
Jonathan
Max & Maxine Entertainment Magicians with a touch of comedy! ___________________________________ www.maxmagician.com www.mindreadershow.com www.monsieurmagic.com |
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fishwasher Inner circle B'ham uk 1231 Posts
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Happy Birthday Doug!!!
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Posted: Apr 5, 2007 02:43 am 