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funny_gecko Elite user 436 Posts 
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A man goes to work everyday.. he lives on the eighteenth floor of his apartment.. some day he goes right to the eighteenth floor soen day hes goes t the tenth and climbs ub 8 flights of stairs...why?
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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I remember this one. It has everything to do with how tall he is. I won't tell because I've heard it before and wouldn't want to spoil anybody's fun; good luck, y'all.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
hkwiles Special user Howard Wiles 797 Posts
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If there is someone in the lift he asks them to press 18.
If there isn't, he can only reach button 10 so he has to get out and walk. Funny though, he must have no legs either, cos he obviously can't jump up and press 18! howard |
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funny_gecko Elite user 436 Posts
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Yha when it rains he uses the umbrealla
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts
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I think we all know this one. If snow white was around he woiuld ask her to push the button.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
Posted: May 7, 2005 04:17 pm 