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Christopher Special user 531 Posts 
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I need any help coming up with fun introductions for local club appearances. I do a short 10 minute show each week at a comedy club and try to have a different introduction each week. I'm running out of ideas after about 3 months. I'm just looking for short, hopefully funny lines that the MC can use to introcuce me. Anyone have ideas that have worked well in the past? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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The Village Idiots Elite user Orlando 464 Posts
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Give and you shall recieve.
sillily, Will
Some are born idiots.
Some are made idiots. Some have idiocy thrust upon them. |
Koolmagic114 Veteran user 313 Posts
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Here is a little 1 liner that I have used in the past when someone has introduced me...
"Well what can I say about Eddy that (pause)...well that hasn't been said behind his back before.." 
Eddy
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Co-Creator of "TAGZ" / "Iced Over" / " TelePad" / "Penigma" www.magicianslair.com |
Tate Loyal user NC 211 Posts
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Here's one (from memory) from a David Ginn book (Laughter Legacy?).
"I'm really excited about our next performer because I recently heard someone say that Tate Elliott is the most amazing magician in the world. And here's the man who said it . . . Tate Elliott!" Tate |
Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts
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"We proudly present the man, the myth, the legend and soon to be a face on a t-shirt... Christopher!"
Vibono Mirage
Magic entertainer and Balloon artist |
Lee Darrow V.I.P. Chicago, IL USA 3588 Posts
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, our next performer is known for being completely wired when he performs... Christopher!"
Open with the Linking Barbed Wire Rings. They'll get the gag, trust me. Also, check Karrel Fox's book "Another Book." It has a whole section on comedy/magical introductions. Hope this helps! Lee Darrow, C.Ht. http://www.leedarrow.com
http://www.leedarrow.com
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts
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Next we have a man that needs no inroduction...since he doesn't have one!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Frank Tougas Inner circle Minneapolis, MN 1712 Posts
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"Ladies and gentlemen, direct from the witness protection program...oh wait, was I supoposed to leave that part out?"
"Over the years I have introduced many a person, but this person is the next person."
Frank Tougas The Twin Cities Most "Kid Experienced" Children's Performer :"Creating Positive Memories...One Smile at a Time"
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Here is the magician who won the FISM award not once, not twice, but NEVER!
Bob Sanders Magic By Sander |
KeirRoyale Special user Denver, CO 550 Posts
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I am so excited to be here this evening... I just signed a MAJOR cable television contract right before the show this evening! That's right, for only $29.99 a month I get the sports channel, movie channel and more!
DVD author of "The Master Prediction System Done Solo"
http://www.DenverMotivationalSpeaker.com http://www.DenverKidMagic.com http://www.LifeIsMagical.com http://www.WichitaComedyMagician.com |
The Cardfather Veteran user Long Beach, CA 347 Posts
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"...He has also performed magic in front of 4 Presidents. He was at Mount Rushmore at the time."
Harry Allen's, Sleight of Mouth "He has performed magic since he was very young. In fact he was in Utero...A head this big passing through a hole this small, if that isn't a trick I don't know what is." |
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CWMoss Regular user 111 Posts
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MC says "Here's a man that needs no introduction" and then walks off.
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Posted: Sep 26, 2003 12:43 pm 