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todd75 Inner circle 1277 Posts 
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Here is something I thought might make us all think.....
Start a sentence with the words.... Why is it that _________________________________________ (needs to be related to magic and entertainment) I'll go first..... 1. Why is it that clients seem to always call me while I am driving? Posted: Oct 6, 2008 6:07pm 2. Why is it that audiences love tricks that are so easy to figure out? Your turn. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why is it that they remember your lovely assistant but can't remember you?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Why is it your Needle through Balloon balloon decides to pop before you pull out the needle?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why is it that your dove always decides to do his business on your hand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Hansel Inner circle Puerto Rico 2492 Posts
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Why is it that gentlemens Always ask you to vanish his wife???
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Dr. Delusion Special user Eugene, Oregon. 733 Posts
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Why is it that during an outdoor show the wind never blows until you start a silk or newspaper trick ?
Bob. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why is it that everyone thinks you are supposed to be able to do all of Chris Angel's and David Blaine's routines?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Why is it that no matter what the problem is that arises someone always says, "You're a magician, fix it!"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why is it that no matter how much you measure, the new trick you buy is always 2 inches larger than the case you have to carry it in?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Trois Special user Myrtle Beach 594 Posts
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Why is it called "self-working" but you still have to do it.
Not clever enough to come up with something orginal, or did I.
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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On 2008-10-07 13:28, Father Photius wrote: ROTFL - Absolutely true! Murphy's Law wins again! Why is it that a trick that works 99 times out of a 100 always gets performed after 99 practice runs? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why is it that the kid in the second row always seems to know how every trick is done?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Why is it that the one kid you pick out of 500 is the one kid who is on a sugar high?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why is it that there is always one guy who sits in the back and smirks through your entire act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Why is it the kid who screams the loudest to be chosen to come on stage clams up when on stage?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why is it that the assistant from the audience can almost never remember their card?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts
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Why is it that the "Now that's funny" forum isn't nearly as funny when I (Or someone else who is funny(We're in the "Not very magical still..." forum)) don't come around and re-funny (Or funnyate) it?
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Why is it that the sound system always goes dead just as you are delivering your best punch line?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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FTAMagician Loyal user 291 Posts
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Why is it that relitives (on my wife's side) are so *** STUPID!!!!!
They know everything(s) about everything I know, believe in, and love... |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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(Please Note that in the original post, the requirement to stay on the subject of magic and entertainment in responses).
Why is it that the fake only drops out when you are in front of an audience.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008 10:06 pm 