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Bob Sanders
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1945 - 2024
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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A rock does get smoother over time.
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Father Photius
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A rock never goes hungry.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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It's harder to boot a rock to the curb...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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Rocks don't stand on medians with cardboard signs that say "Will do tricks for food."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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Inner circle
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People will pay handsomely for Rock Sugar
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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1945 - 2024
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You can hurt a rock's reputation.
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Bob Sanders
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1945 - 2024
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Rocks never have to pass the hat.
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hbwolkov
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Rocks have no problem showing their age.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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1945 - 2024
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Magicians are soft inside.
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hbwolkov
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Rocks don't cry when they are thrown off the stage.
Northern California
jay leslie
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Some rocks are part of an asteroid...

Some magicians see a doctor about their own asteroid.
Bob Sanders
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1945 - 2024
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Just how would a magician know?
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Bob Sanders
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1945 - 2024
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Rocks aren't likely to have poor credit.
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Bob Sanders
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1945 - 2024
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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One is gaining weight; the other is losing weight.
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SmileAndNod
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Kid's have more fun with rocks.
Bob Sanders
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1945 - 2024
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Rocks don't care how they are introduced.
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Bob Sanders
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1945 - 2024
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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People can remember the name of a rock.
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jay leslie
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Rocks get smoother as they get older.
hbwolkov
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Rocks have nothing up their sleeves.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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1945 - 2024
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Only a rock would want you to know.
Bob Sanders

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