When the men in the audience hear the fart sound, their eyes are going to be following a certain part of her body throughout the show. It might take the attention off me.

When I worked as Kozak's sidekick, part of my job was picking the female for the Second Sight routine. It was embarrassing for the young lady because we worked that routine "blue" as they say.

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No, but I think it would be a gas.

I do a farting-sponge-balls-to-poetry routine that actually got me a trophy one time. The fart machine remote control is hooked up to a toe switch (inspired by Anything's a Radio). The poem I wrote (inspired by Stan Kate and Edith) has a ton of double entendre. Every time you or the spectator squeeze the sponge balls, they let out a little fart.

I got the idea after growing tired of watching everyone make sponge squeak with a hidden squeaker. I made mine fart.

That is something new, Pizpor.

I have its lol

Wondering right now if somebody makes a smaller, more compact fart machine than the original truck stop model I bought close to ten years ago???

Fart Machine 2 works well.

FB has a few fart vid's and they are funny as can be.

Here is what you do:

Place Fart Machine under a chair with Gaffers Tape

Have a spectator sit in a chair facing the audience.

Have them pick a card and ask them to concentrate on the card.

Say on the count of three made a concentration face like this.

You show them your grimace face you want them to make.

Count to three and when they make the face you push the button for fart machine.

Everyone laughs.

You say I didn't mean for you to concentrate that hard. More laughs

Not a stage effect. The platform show works best.