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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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When you enjoy the status of being a magician even when you are really jobless.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17424 Posts
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You make a screen saver out of Dynamikes avatars..
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"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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(But without Dyna knowing)
When you go to the Magic Castle swap meet (yesterday) and walk past the same 60 tables 99 times and keep telling people that you're leaving in ten minutes.
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you insist on showing every magician you meet the invisible pass you have been practising and bragging how fast you are eventhough everyone can see exactly what is happening.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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We call that a lecture, not a show.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you pack for a trip anywhere for any reason and have to always remember to pack a few props and at least one magic book.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When your wife is complaining that your props are taking a lot of space on your bed, her dressing table and even the bathroom.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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When your wife is complaining that all the artwork on the walls is magic posters.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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On 2009-05-04 20:11, jay leslie wrote: (ROFL, she made that complaint not 5 minutes before I read this! I know you have my house bugged now, Jay!) When the pictures of your relatives are all magic posters.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you have replaced all the family photos with Houdini's photos.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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WHEN..... get this....... When your wife refuses to get in the car until you remove the magnetic sign that says..... "I'm a clown" - - and it's on the passenger side so all the little kids stick their tongues out as you pass by on the freeway.
And when the customer reads said sign and calls the number and asks if your wife is the lady who is the clown. And she has has to grit her teeth because she really doesn't like magic but kindly hands you the phone. But you really don't do any shows; you are using the business as a tax write-off.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When all the computer sites you visit deal only with magic.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you have pasted the "I'm A Magician" stickers on almost everything you owned.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When your brief case has 500 "I'm a member of the Magic Café" Stickers in its inside pocket.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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When you attend a business conference your company sent you to and you spend your time doing tricks.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17424 Posts
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Your brown loafers hold walking liberties instead of pennies...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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vanishingrabbit Regular user 103 Posts
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When you have to do Extreme burn EVERY time you buy something in a store
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magicnix New user North Eastern CA 51 Posts
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When all of the business cards in your wallet are from magic stores.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Blindfolded, you are handed a cup (out of someone else's 100 cup collection) and you know the manufacturer & model.
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you are so eager to go to any magic shop and hope to find something new to buy.
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Posted: May 3, 2009 05:25 pm 