Someone uses your toilet half way through a therapy session. They have a heart attack and die.

You know they are dead because they are dead.

a)Do you take your next client and tell them the toilet is not working?

b)Remove the body and dump it outside a competitors office.

c) phone the police?

Remember you forgot to get your insurance updated. And there are video of you doing illegal street hypnosis outside your local Asda on CCTV.

To make matters worse your session offer a money back guarantee for any fatalities.

So... you're back on that bloody bottle again - huh?

No need to worry anymore than if they drop dead in your hairdessers. You didn't kill them.

What if you DID kill them?????

Someone dies?

Phone the Police.

Regardless...

Duh...

Really.

I would call Joe Pesci.-Shane

Seriously though. This happened to a hypnotherapist I knew. Her cient died on her toilet seat.


I don't know Ant look at the hassle Andrew Vincent had after someone died after a stage show. And yet healthy people die every day playing sport and sport is never questioned.

I'd call the police and tell them I saw Mindpunisher running from the building.

You would really try and frame me Craig?

Personally I would dump the body myself.

The rough part is the news always starts out with "man found dead in Hypnotist office" or "Man dies while on stage with Magician..." if it's a normal person on the street then nothing is said but when it's a performer or therapist then the news always starts out with that fact first no matter if we had any part in it or not.

I hope someone puts out a DVD soon so I can know what to do.

Of course I would, MP! Because I know you're such an incredible expert you'd be able to convince them that the real criminal was Winston Churchill!

I would opt for both a) and b).
Never c).

Great minds think a like Tony.

Hypnotise the next client to dispose of the body for me! Job done!

LOTS of people die on the toilet. I haven´t looked up statistics, but I know of several people (family and family of friends) who have died whilst on the crapper.
I don´t think there´d be much to worry about, who can prove it was half way through the session and not before you started?

This should clear things up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet-rela......d_deaths

When ya gotta go....you gotta go.-Shane

OH MY I that just proves it..... there's a web site about EVERYTHING

There's no such thing as bad publicity:
Hypnotist stops man's bowel problems... permanently.'