I stole the cellphone off of a cashier at a comic shop I frequent(front pant pocket, gotta love those cellphone charm things, made the whole stealing from woman's jeans thing a breeze) she hadn't noticed so I waited a few minutes for her to get back to the counter. I followed with a comic compilation and asked her what the price was. Once she told me I said "will this cover it?" and produced the phone.

you guys got any funny stories? humorous anecdotes? hilarious recollections of past experiences?
you know...pertaining to pickpocket reveals.