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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
I considered a life on the stage
Not easy for someone my age But I just got hired For someone retired Come see me, the geek in a cage. The climate of Killamanjaro
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts |
The climate of Kilimanjaro
Is too frosty to practice a faro. When heavy snow falls Try cupping your balls In the manner of Michael Ammar - Oh! When attempting to learn Day for Date |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Great one, Michael!
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Oh, I agree. Michael just nailed one so well that we've got to pause and congratulate.
And "congratulate" rhymes with "date". Which means something. |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
When attempting to learn Day for Date,
It's important to get your facts straight So I've sent out a tweet The Magic Club meets March 7th, 3008 It's been raining insanely for days
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts |
It's been raining insanely for days
And the prospect of more just dismays. So I'm down in the cellar Viewing old Penn and Teller - Even that can't dispatch my malaise. Oh I love the street magic of Blaine |
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Steve Martin Inner circle 1119 Posts |
Oh I love the street magic of Blaine
When it's cancelled by virtue of rain. His tricks are so bad. I'd be awfully glad If he never appeared again. As I launched myself over the side
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
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Steve Martin Inner circle 1119 Posts |
Oh I love the street magic of Blaine,
Especially "signed card through pane". His card tricks - they thrill! What charisma and skill! So much better than Harry Lorayne. As I launched myself over the side
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert Einstein |
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
Now you've done it, Steve! Harry will be here in a moment to rebut- wonder if he will use a limerick?
As I launched myself over the side I ripped off a good bit of hide, I got up all muddy, And substantially bloody, Metamorphosis should seldom be tried! Flash paper can give pause for thought
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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Steve Martin Inner circle 1119 Posts |
Flash paper can give pause for thought:
NEVER use it in place of the sort Purchased for the bathroom. One false move and KA-BOOM!!! Good advice if you're ever caught short. She was born to perform on the stage
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert Einstein |
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Michael Daniels Inner circle Isle of Man 1609 Posts |
She was born to perform on the stage
And when Bess attained legal age She decided to marry A magician named Harry And together they toured with a cage. Magicians when planning their pensions |
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StJohn Regular user 143 Posts |
Magicians, when planning their pensions,
Face serious financial tensions. Its difficult to save When you're paid like a slave. Thank goodness for credit extensions. She was only a magician's assistant |
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Steve Martin Inner circle 1119 Posts |
She was only a magician's assistant,
But she proved herself very persistant In her idea that SHE Wave the wand so that HE Would appear to become non-existent. I always eat crackers for lunch
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert Einstein |
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
I always eat crackers for lunch,
And occasionally pickles do munch, Till I got some so sour, I look permanently dour, And my back has developed a hunch. When an ace fell out of my sleeve,
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
When an ace fell out of my sleeve,
They accused me of wanting to thieve. "It's only the fashion!" I cried with great passion "I'm honest, you gotta believe!" While watching the Wizard of Oz
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TomasB Inner circle Sweden 1144 Posts |
While watching the Wizard of Oz,
all of us dropped our jaws. Tinman got spoiled with plenty of oil so stiffer than ever, he was. (Pardon the spoiled/oil cheat. It sounds good enough when spoken.) A false count with only four cards |
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Steve Martin Inner circle 1119 Posts |
A false count with only four cards,
Is a favourite of pasteboard diehards. It's a cunning display, But it looks, I must say, Quite un-natural in many regards. As he spread his hands wide for applause
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert Einstein |
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
As he spread his hands wide for applause,
His nails suddenly turned into claws, This turn of events, Made little sense, Though it certainly gave him great paws! The bottle got stuck in his sleeve,
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
The bottle got stuck in his sleeve,
Along with a rabbit named Steve But our eyes opened wide At the cobra inside, He said that's just my pet Peeve. Suppose you were able to fly,
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
Suppose you were able to fly,
And decided to take to the sky, If you did this great deed, Smoking serious weed, You could say you were flying sky high! There once was a magical duck,
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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